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Giving 100%

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Canteen Worker, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Mathematics

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wondered
    about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
    been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
    about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work
    and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
    the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
     
  2. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    Never doubted it for a minute
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    humor and maths just dont mix
     
  4. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    it works for Adam Spencer
     
  5. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    174%

    N-O-T F-U-N-N-Y D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D
    14+15+20+6+21+14+14+25+4+9+3+11+8+5+1+4=174%
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    it works for Adam Spencer
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    That is questionable!
     
  7. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

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    Says the man with a Brokeback Mountain candidate as his avatar...
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    which counts as funner comedy than adam spencer!
     
  9. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    i remember almost getting into a fight with him at O'week - and you think johns is arrogant
     

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