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Gallop poem.

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by niccipops, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I know this is very immature, but.........

    Hickory Dickory Dock
    Mr Gallop's a c????
    The c??? struck one (Stewart)
    No one else went down
    What a tosser, a-hole and a c???.
     
  2. DVS Matt

    DVS Matt Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  3. Zep

    Zep Active Member

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    I am with DSM - that post = lame! Smite!
     
  4. brookiegreg

    brookiegreg Active Member

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    No pain no gain niccipops in the poetry caper.....but on the right track  ;)

    I need a bit of help from you guys and gals with this here poem - its set to the music of the Beverly Hillbillies song (c'mon listen to a story bout a man named Jed etc etc), but its not about Jed or Jethro but about a wonderful bloke we know named Mr David Gallop...so here goes:

    "Cmon listen to a story bout a man named Dave
    Poor city lawyer taught that fullback to behave
    He can drink 40 beers and tell the cameras his disgust
    And fine naughty Manly club a hundred thousand bucks.....

    Bucks that is.....folding stuff.....News Ltd yee har!"

    Anyway the end bit got a bit weak and trembly but I'm sure you good thesbians can keep it going funnier and better haha - maybe a second verse about someone named Max and Scott and the stoush tonight at the OK brookie corral????
     
  5. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    The kids at the kindy loved it.
     
  6. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    And Zep ol' boy, shouldn't a poem about a lame subject be just that?
     
  7. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Oh dear, that was very bad
    but youTube guy  would like it
     
  8. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    What can I say - Art is pain.
     
  9. mwsneagle

    mwsneagle Active Member

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    Ok Brookiegreg I'll give it a go - but I warn u I'm not that quick  :p

    Well the next thing you know
    Dave is sitting in the chair
    He’s on the Footy Show
    Being stern and fair I swear
    Listen up all clubs I won’t tolerate this crap
    If you don’t do what I say it’s your knuckles I will rap.

    Only if enough press is involved… everyday… Daily T….
     
  10. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    mwsneagle - you and I should NEVER get together and write a song
     
  11. brookiegreg

    brookiegreg Active Member

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    Nice one mwsneagle...but I reckon you're being a bit fair minded to Gallop - why not kick him when he's down?

    OK continuing on the Beverly Hillbillies theme verse 2 but bringing in Max and Scott from stage left, but my last line is getting dodgy and in need of help:

    Well the first thing you know old Maxy's gettin tough
    I'll see you and I'll raise ya Mr Penn and thats no bluff
    You're not going to take me bloody team up Gosford way
    Reminds me of the bloody Bears and how I had to pay:

    Bucks that is.....heaps of em....crikey 14 million smackas ouch!  ;D
     
  12. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    brookiegreg, you might be able to slot in this verse

    The cameras all snapped and the journos ran amok
    Feeling under pressure Mr Gallop said "Oh F**k! -
    Quick scrap the ad, we need someone more tame,
    A pissed fullback can't be the face of the game!"
     
  13. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Only 1 thing song would be worth wasting your breath on in Gallop's presence

    "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Goodbyeeee"
     
  14. mwsneagle

    mwsneagle Active Member

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    mwsneagle - you and I should NEVER get together and write a song
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    ;D You could be right there LOL...

    Liked your next one tho'.

    Keep 'em coming niccipops and brookiegreg....
     
  15. DSM5

    DSM5 Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Listen Zep smite to you for mixing me up with that infamous DVS.  Niccipops! just come clean, your smite total will soon get to rival my own, and that wont be tolerated. 
     
  16. niccipops

    niccipops un echidna spillo mia bevanda Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Just happy to be mixing it up in fine company. At least you all go for the premiers and world champs.
     
  17. DSM5

    DSM5 Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    niccipops, I'm warming to you, and I'm the nicest person on this site.  Compliments are the oil that greases the wheel.  (Not you Wheel)
     
  18. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    This sounds like a mutaul admiration society here, it's a tad unusual from the normal banter ;D ;D
     
  19. Berkeley_Eagle

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    Bretts fault  ;D
     

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