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Fred Nile's staff have been doing research

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by SeaEagleRock8, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Has anyone ever heard anything funnier than this. This bloke has been a blight on the political landscape for decades, this moment is priceless, a perfect symmetry to the world is momentarily restored.
     
  2. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Give us the juicy stuff SER8! I had to search for this.

    Priceless lmao. I can see the next instalment: "I have spoken to God and he has forgiven me"

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    NSW MP Fred Nile has been told by parliamentary officials that no pornography was viewed using his offical computer login.

    The Reverend Nile, of the Christian Democrat Party, said a report this morning from the Clerk of Parliament had found "there's been nothing viewed on 'cfnile' (his computer identity) dealing with anything related to pornography. In fact, the items that are showing are called pop-ups."

    A report by the Department of Parliamentary Services showed his computers had accessed porn sites up to 200,000 times.

    But speaking at a press conference today, Mr Nile said his staff had visited the websites of the Australian Sex Party and the Eros Foundation to see if these sites contained links to hardcore porn.

    One staff member, a part-time researcher, uses Mr Nile's personal login name and password.

    He was aware that his staffers were looking up websites to conduct research to inform his party's campaign against the Australian Sex Party and any legislation in Parliament relating to internet filters, he said.

    The staffers only needed a "few seconds" on each site to ascertain the type of material it contained and did not watch entire films or movies.

    "I have not had my staff in there perving over a pornographic film," he said.

    "He's just viewed the site to see what type of material is on the site and then switched it off.

    "I was aware they were doing it but they haven't shown it to me and they just simply use that information to draft research documents and speeches for me."

    Mr Nile has asked the department to investigate the logins assigned to his two full-time staff members.

    The Australian Federal Police will be asked to investigate if any of the three computers in Mr Nile's parliamentary office were hacked to explain the large number of hits.

    Mr Nile said he had never in his life viewed pornography.
     
  3. Duff

    Duff Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Ahh, Fred Nile.

    He's the person I'd really like to get into a slanging match with.
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    If people with relatively little it experience and knowldge find that statement laughable imagine what people like myself and to a greater extent Nate are feeling.

    Pluuuuueeaaase.

    Try using that excuse with your employer
     
  5. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    200,000 times is an inordinate amount of research.  The bloke has one foot in the grave anyway, amazing his ticker could keep up with it.
     
  6. Guest

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    If you have seen his missus you wouldn't blame him for logging on to porn sites 200,000 times.  He must have pulled his dick clean off by now after that many times.
     
  7. Brookie4eva

    Brookie4eva Well-Known Member

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    That's my excuse too, I'm just researching all the bad, bad stuff on the internet, so I can be disgusted at how bad it is.   ;)
     
  8. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    I allways though Fred had his hand on it, this just confirms it.
     
  9. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    Let's just change his name to

    Fred "Tugger" Nile
     
  10. Rusty

    Rusty Well-Known Member

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    It is simply amazing how many time people who judge everyone else fail by their own standards.

    I am a christian and I hate the behavior of certain 'leaders'.

    JUDGE NOT LEST THE BE JUDGED
     
  11. Duff

    Duff Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    It scares me that you're a Christian & know so much about politics Rusty. You're not being backed are you?
     
  12. Rusty

    Rusty Well-Known Member

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    It scares me that you're a Christian & know so much about politics Rusty. You're not being backed are you?
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    No, I am far too young and forgiving for politics.
     
  13. Duff

    Duff Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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