I thought it was the old "at least I'm the best cricketer in my family" comeback"
Another one I like which I think was attributed to Mark Waugh, was when he came to the crease to bat in a Shield game he took what the fielding side considered an inordinately long time taking guard and surveying the field. Some nuffy at slip piped up "hurry up it's not an 'effin test match you know" to which his quick reply was "of course it isn't, you're here"
Another one I like which I think was attributed to Mark Waugh, was when he came to the crease to bat in a Shield game he took what the fielding side considered an inordinately long time taking guard and surveying the field. Some nuffy at slip piped up "hurry up it's not an 'effin test match you know" to which his quick reply was "of course it isn't, you're here"