Favourite quote

[mickqld]

"Bring out the Gimp"

 

[KOMORI]

A favorite motorsport one of mine, Dick Johnson replying to a question from a journo as to one of his cars expiring messily from a race....

"just a minor electrical issue..... A rod came thru the block and knocked the alternator off..."

 

[Bradza]

Can't think of the players name but when Terry Kennedy was calling the league there was a russian player and he called it as

We have a Russian in space

Ian Rubin?

Strange coincidence but I just saw Rubin an hour ago in the city!

 

[ayjay007]

The old parliament classic from years ago...One pollie says"the member for "wherever" has the brains of a donkey".The very upset opposition scream for a recant of this statement,and the speaker obliges.So the out of order member says "the member for "wherever' has not got the brains of a donkey".touche

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Or,from back in the Country party days,the local member from far west NSW,on one of his all to rare trips to his electorate,is giving a speech in the local town hall."I'm doing great things in Canberra.I'm for you,I'm a country member".To which an old farmer down the back yells out,"yeh,we remember".

 

[bob dylan]

"Lillee caught Dilley, bowled Willey!"

English vs Australia cricket test.

Wrong way around mate

Lillee caught Willey, bowled Dilley.

Also on Peter Willey - West Indies Vs England BBC radio commentator Brian Johnston said:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

and another


Alan Ross in a report in The Observer of the New Zealanders' match against Sussex in 1969 talking about New Zealand bowler Bob Cunis

"his bowling is bit like his name. Neither one thing nor the other"

 

[globaleagle]

"We've actually won 3 premierships in five years as the storm were disqualified"

:.... By me

 

[Kiwi Eagle]

"Lillee caught Dilley, bowled Willey!"

English vs Australia cricket test.

Wrong way around mate

Lillee caught Willey, bowled Dilley.

Also on Peter Willey - West Indies Vs England BBC radio commentator Brian Johnston said:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

and another


Alan Ross in a report in The Observer of the New Zealanders' match against Sussex in 1969 talking about New Zealand bowler Bob Cunis

"his bowling is bit like his name. Neither one thing nor the other"

LOL the Cunis one always makes me laugh, have been coached by his son for about 3-4 years and occasionally it gets brought up

 

[mozgrame]

"Quick, what's another name for Thesaurus?" Steven Wright.

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"It ain't fries, IT"S F***EN CHIPS!!" - "**** off back to McAmerica"
Rodney Rude sticking it up McDonalds.

 

[Boozo]

General Patton: "You don't win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other bastard die for his."

 

[KOMORI]

"once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action"

 

[ayjay007]

"You may all go to hell.and I will go to Texas"...David Crockett

 

[Captain Moondog]

Reality is an hallucination caused by lack of alcohol.

 

[Normie]

As a Registered Nurse, my all time favourite has to be: "This won't hurt a bit!"......

 

[Cameron]

An un named manly fan to Brett Stewart at a function in 2009

Do you go for manly?

 

[Masked Eagle]

If I walked on water, my accusers would say its because I couldn't swim.

Haters gonna hate!!!!!

 

[Canteen Worker]

Fred Trueman was playing county cricket and some poor kid played as a sub but misfield badly, allowing a boundary. The kid came up to Fred and said, "Sorry Mr Trueman, I should have kept my legs together."

Fred replied "No, it was your mother that should ahve done that!"

 

[Brookvale]

Pearce off Gibbs on

 

[winnyason]

"The best team won out there today"
"The clock beat us today"

 

[Volley]

Ian Botham asks Rod Marsh: "How's your wife and my kids"?

"The wife's fine, but the kids are retarded".

 

[Kiwi Eagle]

Adam Parore comes to the crease, Mark Waugh says "I remember you from 4 years ago, you were **** then and you are sill **** now"
Parore turns around and replies "last time I was here you were going out with an ugly chick, now you married her, you stupid c***"