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Earthquake in Harvey Bay

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by The Gronk, Sep 5, 2009.

  1. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    **********************BREAKING NEWS*********************

    Queensland seismologists are reporting an earthquake measuring 7.3 on the Richter scale with Harvey Bay as the epicentre. 

    According to local witnesses, the quake was started by local glittery jukebox creator Dan Hewes, who disappeared up his own arse, creating a black hole, after the Manly Sea Eagles finished 5th in the NRL. 

    Hewes had reportedly predicted this occurrence on approximately 1578 prior occasions, and its coming true set off the chain of events. 
     
  2. CliffyIsGod

    CliffyIsGod Well-Known Member

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  3. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Jatz Crackers, a resident of Noosa, reported that the earth moved for him !
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    A thousand monkeys and a thousand years hey. This is like the first prediction to ever come true
     
  5. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    well we now know you have to predict something 1578 times before it comes true
     
  6. CliffyIsGod

    CliffyIsGod Well-Known Member

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    Who has that broken clock quote in their sig?
     

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