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Doctors and the 'wee' test.

Discussion in 'Silvertails Soapbox' started by globaleagle, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    So the other day I had to get a check up from a doctor.

    Drink plenty of water for your pee test they said.

    Being the good boy I am, I drank litres of the good H2O stuff.

    Needless to say, even in the waiting room I was 'busting' to go.

    Finally my name was called and in I ran.

    "Hi Doc, can we get to the urine test.....stat?"

    Fine he said. I'll leave the room, just pee into this cup.

    Now I grabbed the cup...and what the hell??? It was a tiny little cup about a shot glass in size!!!

    "We only need a little bit he said"

    "A friggen little bit!!!! I drank 2 litres!!!"

    Now I am no mathematician, but I do know that 2 litres will not go into a 30ml shot glass.

    It was too late, out it came like Niagara falls.

    Looking around, there was nothing in the examination room. No sink, no toilet, no window, nothing.

    What to do????

    Well, I grabbed my willy to 'stem the flow' and

    well

    lets just say I now know what my pee tastes like.

    Damn doctors!!!!!
     
  2. WESTIE

    WESTIE Well-Known Member

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  3. Berkeley_Eagle

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  4. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

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    Piss off. You're taking the piss. Piss weak.
     
  5. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    You are "taking the piss out us" are you not you Global???
     
  6. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    why are people so unkind?


    (ok, like i got nothing, but i am glad you guys aren't in the audience at the montreal comedy festival )
     
  7. eggson

    eggson Well-Known Member

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    Why was your mouth open?!?!
     
  8. Stevo

    Stevo Well-Known Member

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    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80967351/
     
  9. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Bear Grylls goes Global.
     
  10. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

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    Is that you Kamahl??
     
  11. Jethro

    Jethro This space is for rent Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    [​IMG]You crack me up globaleagle.
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  12. Berkeley_Eagle

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  13. The Who

    The Who Well-Known Member

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    Where is Hat when you need it?

    Really, the quality of debate on this Forum has sunk to a new low following our exit last weekend.
     
  14. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    OH YEAH????

    You're just a subject pronoun so what do you know? Nuttin!



    That's not an argument.

    Yes it is

    No it isn't

    Yes, it is!

    No it isn't!


    edit: Time for bed. Keep your hands outta the warm water boys and girls.
     
  15. Blake

    Blake Active Member

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    Urine idiot.

    (makes sense if you say it out loud. Just like my imaginary racehorse Hoof Hearted)!
     
  16. voicefromthehill

    voicefromthehill Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    @[globaleagle] why didn't you just slip it into your shoe? Lord knows that's what I would have done (that is if I were in the same situation I would have used my shoe - not yours)
     
  17. Nthn NSW

    Nthn NSW Active Member

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    GE!!Your fu**in crazy

    < edited to correct bad language >
     
  18. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Hey! Someone moved this thread (correctly) without telling me, now my head is spinning!


    In my shoe??? But....That's just gross!!!!

    "Like a fox!"

    :cool:

    edit: no one ever reads threads in here!
     
  19. WESTIE

    WESTIE Well-Known Member

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    no sink.....where does your doc wash his/her hands between patients ??
     
  20. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Well...according to one of the above posters.... in his shoe, I guess.

    :D
     

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