I read the news today oh boy
About a guy called Des who had a shave
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a sponsor's car
He didn't notice that his teams' colours had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was actually from Belmore.
About a guy called Des who had a shave
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a sponsor's car
He didn't notice that his teams' colours had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was actually from Belmore.