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defence coach

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by jbb/james, Apr 6, 2013.

  1. jbb/james

    jbb/james Well-Known Member

    +878 / 21
    Let me start by saying stopping tries runs a clear second to scoring tries by a factor of 3 to 1 or 1 to 3, you do the math. With more angles,some too acute to the naked eye, clever lines , decoys and chip kicks manly should have scored 23 more tries by now and im writing this at half time on Thursday.With better execution and ball control Manly should only need to make 3 tackles per match . Tackling is for other teams anyway

    There in------ ability to only out score the opposition with come back to haunt them in games when scoring less points than some score, but still winning becomes an issue, pre determined by existing guidelines only visible to the naked eye--------BUT who's eye

    Until such time manly should have more angle plays complimented with decoys not used by anyone else because they are perfected by myself and locked in a little draw under my kitchen sink, along with my great grandmothers fried chicken recipe and a little lubrication. Its ****ing good chicken

    I believe with a more structured attack, the combination and a skeleton key,we can ressuruect the season and deficiencies within the opposition end zone to ensure we can win more games than losing before taking the field

    In fact with the elimination of crabbing, the reduction of slight of hand we should have the trophy secured well before its on offer, only if we reject proven methods for my here say ----.

    In conclusion we are travelling fine considering the ignorance shown, and negligence offered considering the options i have put forward, but with proper coaching we could be 8 from 5, heading into the decider 6 months earlier than we could have been

    We can only hope for improvement considering our precarious position on the table and our inabillty to score many more points than what is required

    In defence i offer this. ---------------------[/align]
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

    +1,239 / 7
    OK jbb , im not having a go here but that is just plain bollocks maths any way you look at it, IMO. Nice, post match fun thoughts though.
  3. torana355

    torana355 Well-Known Member Premium Member

    +1,491 / 27
    Wow, how many beer did you have before you wrote that lol.
  4. captainskin

    captainskin Active Member

    +79 / 0
    no... that was the new style of match report ;^)
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  5. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    +6,610 / 118
    It is impressive that you can still type in that condition :D
  6. Phantar

    Phantar Well-Known Member

    +273 / 0
    Some people write that sort of stuff whilst sober.
  7. jbb/james

    jbb/james Well-Known Member

    +878 / 21

    Yes , this was spurned by a fair bit of bourbon and a lot more sarcasm. Its a wicked cocktail , which was not shaken but definitely stirred
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  8. wombatgc

    wombatgc Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    Gold Coast
    +2,287 / 41

    It was all good until the talk
    of lubrication and a chicken!
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