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Clarke Bingle

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I can cop a bloke leaving his team on tour to attend childbirth etc.  But it's churlish of Clarke to run home to Lara simply because she's decided to take a $200k pay day and now can't hack the heat.  Peter Roebuck is spot on with his sentiments in today's Herald. 
     
  2. Volley

    Volley Well-Known Member

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    Peter Roebuck isn't in a position to judge Clarke, he doesn't realise how smokin' hot Lara is.
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    If you wouldn't bingle bingle then you need to hand your man card in at the closest pub
     
  4. Zep

    Zep Active Member

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    Clarke returned home to dump her?!

    What a metro sexual gimp, a phone call or text message isn't good enough anymore?
     
  5. Zep

    Zep Active Member

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    sorry i forgot the NUMBER 1 best way to dump someone, change you status to Single in facebook and then let there friends ask her what happened....
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    The Facebook method is spot on :)

    I guess he wanted to make sure he got his ring and other **** back

    See image for "bingle in the shower"
     
  7. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    That's gold Dan.  I see it's been broken off has it, and she's offering the story on that for $1m?  I hope it gets told quickly, I really can't sleep until she does.
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    and I just got married a few weeks back and i find Bingle is back on the market......damn it
     
  9. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    She's tried a famous League, AFL and cricketer.  Will she go for your soccer smarts Dan?
     
  10. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Only if Dan is earning 150k UKPs per week!
     
  11. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    Does it really matter what things clark puts priority on in life?

    Someone here tell me when the **** goes bad you wouldn't first and foremost want to sort out your issues ie fiancee / wife than your career.

    But dont let me get in your way. Womans day has some great goss on the latest clark bingle scandal. You wouldn't believe what clark left cricket to do this time....
     
  12. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Your an angry human flip
     
  13. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    far from it nutz.

    gotta wonder why you troll a lot of my replys though. at least this time is not your opinion of why my opinion is void.
     
  14. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    In Bingle's case it was self-inflicted.  She wanted her $200k payday but couldn;t take the heat that went with it, hence Clakrey boy being summonsed on his trusty steed.  I wonder if she'd figured on him running her through?  She can console herself with that story being worth another $200k, why is beyond me.
     
  15. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Yes but you werent judging Bingle Mata, you were judging Clarke.

    Would it have been better for Clarke and the rest of the Team to still be going through the media circus had he not come home and sorted it out.

    Dont think so.
     
  16. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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      These things are done by text message these days aren't they?  Roebuck was still spot on, it appears Clarke took heed.
     
  17. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    glad you spelt it right :)
     
  18. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Particularly as he was taking heed of Roebuck.
     

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