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CHINESE PROVERBS - Velly good !

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Oct 27, 2006.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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    Man who run in front of car get tyred.
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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok ..

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch arse should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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    Woman who fly upside down in plane, bound to have crack up.
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  2. Normie

    Normie Well-Known Member

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    Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger
     
  3. earl

    earl Active Member

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    i wont be shaking your hand anytime soon. :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    A few more :

    Seven day honeymoon make hole week

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    Woman who sleep with Judge get honourable discharge

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    Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offspring

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    Man who drive like hell bound to get there

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    Man who sit on tack bound to get point

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    Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants

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    Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion (couldnt be our cliff now could it?)

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