Cheer me up please

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Ralphie

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So I'm sitting here in hospital with two broken legs. Someone please say something to make me smile
 
Just look forward to the nurses bathing you - assuming it is a female nurse.
 
CentralCoastEagle said:
So I'm sitting here in hospital with two broken legs. Someone please say something to make me smile

Ouch!! Rest up mate!

Mmmm something funny... Just wait until @globaleagle sees this thread.
 
CentralCoastEagle walked into a bar.

The bartender asked "Why the long face?"

"Because I have 2 broken legs ya ignorant bastard!!!!"
 
Preliminary Final, Souths are leading 14-0 and really smashing us in every aspect of the game. Manly (led by a verbal barrage from Manly Skipper Jamie Lyon) proceed to post 30 points to defy nearly every critic. Greg Inglis, John Sutton can only sit on the turf and wonder 'wtf just happened?!'
 
sheesh - at least my efforts are well thought out original golden giggles!

burp

ACTUALLY - How did you break both your legs????

I can't believe I am the first to ask!
 
globaleagle said:
sheesh - at least my efforts are well thought out original golden giggles!

burp

ACTUALLY - How did you break both your legs????

I can't believe I am the first to ask!

Don't ask.
I'm sure it's something to do with a bad debt.
 

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