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Cheer me up please

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Ralphie, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Ralphie

    Ralphie Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    So I'm sitting here in hospital with two broken legs. Someone please say something to make me smile
     
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Lets hope someone fractures the silence soon.
     
  3. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Just look forward to the nurses bathing you - assuming it is a female nurse.
     
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  4. Ralphie

    Ralphie Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Yep a female
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    Drugs kicking in....good night big dog
     
  5. mosto

    mosto Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    England Cricket Team


    Always makes me laugh :D
     
  6. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

    Hope you are kicking along ASAP :angel:
     
  7. Mals

    Mals Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Ouch!! Rest up mate!

    Mmmm something funny... Just wait until @globaleagle sees this thread.
     
  8. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    A man walked into a bar.......



    And now has 2 broken legs.
     
  9. BOZO

    BOZO Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    You will be right mate . 2 broken legs wont stop you from mastarbating :)
     
  10. bones

    bones Bones Knows Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Unless one of the two broken legs is the middle one.
     
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  11. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    If you are a thespian than you are a very lucky one.
     
  12. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    CentralCoastEagle walked into a bar.

    The bartender asked "Why the long face?"

    "Because I have 2 broken legs ya ignorant bastard!!!!"
     
  13. BOZO

    BOZO Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3M_k9kaHWE
     
  14. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    http://youtu.be/jR4lLJu_-wE
    [hr]
    http://youtu.be/QjGk_jU6t5A
     
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  15. Killer03

    Killer03 Well-Known Member

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    Preliminary Final, Souths are leading 14-0 and really smashing us in every aspect of the game. Manly (led by a verbal barrage from Manly Skipper Jamie Lyon) proceed to post 30 points to defy nearly every critic. Greg Inglis, John Sutton can only sit on the turf and wonder 'wtf just happened?!'
     
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  16. bones

    bones Bones Knows Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I don't think sexual preference has anything to do with it.
     
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  17. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL6b96jaazU

    Good reminder of the thespian Matai :p
     
  18. manlyfan76

    manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Ricky Stuart will never coach at Manly.
     
  19. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    sheesh - at least my efforts are well thought out original golden giggles!

    burp

    ACTUALLY - How did you break both your legs????

    I can't believe I am the first to ask!
     
  20. Duff

    Duff Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Don't ask.
    I'm sure it's something to do with a bad debt.
     

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