Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Berkeley_Eagle, Oct 2, 2014.
And they call me grub...
Who'd have sex with him?
Hey Dad, can I get a haircut like yours?
I said darling , darling he is not a grub he just a bulldog.
And you thought the reason they called him Grub was because he's a dirty footballer.
(Holds thumb and forefinger disturbingly close together)
This Grub needs a wash, ASAP.
Have you got a bucket or a hose, Bro'?
Mummy is that bald man really my Daddy
It's true that Masters look so much like their dogs.
Raelene: Yes, he is a dead****!
"Of course I am here for the money you idiot. Heck, this nutcase next to me is the only local junior we have and even he would have fled this sh!thole years ago if it wasn't for the brown paper bags we give him each week."
Is he really looking at me like that?
"yes we are an item and we can't keep our hands off each other"
"Mention last night Reynolds and your balls are in the blender!"
I've got a semi just thinking about
Raels in that gimp suit from last night
"We've just been shown Ennis's crack. There's no way you could play with that."
Reynolds: I'm just slide my finger in THERE......
Castle: Nein in da poopa, NEIN !
Reynold's : No, no. Just the one.
Jeez she is one crap looking Sheila isn't she??
Maybe she's good at her job BUT , I'd dead set chainsaw my arm off if I woke up with her next to me!!
Sorry in advance to any female readers , normally I wouldn't say that but any boss of the SCUMDogs is fair game I reckon.
Would you feel any better waking up next to Shane Richardson?
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