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Breaking News: Parramatta

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Dan, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    News just in that the Eels had Parramatta stadium in lockdown, after they found an unknown white powder on the field.

    After several hours of investigation, local police were able to identify it as the try line and all emergency precautions were suspended.

    Eels players were still mystified and baffled, having never seen the try line before. Players were reported to be scared to re-enter the stadium
     
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  2. Mals

    Mals Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    LOL - an oldie but a goodie
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    It was actually used over night in an actual NFL update regarding Jacksonville which was hilarious
     
  4. Rambo1987

    Rambo1987 Well-Known Member

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    The new coach will tell them to get into their positions and the whole team run down the field and stand behind the posts and await for the goal kick.
     
  5. EagleFromMay1967

    EagleFromMay1967 In bed before the room got dark.

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    Failure to recognise the field boundary markings is simply poor coaching. Stuart needs to get his priorities organised, sheeesh.
     
  6. Class of 96

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    On a positive note though, I believe they have mastered their kick-off technique. Goes to show that practice makes perfect.
     
  7. lismore_fan

    lismore_fan Well-Known Member

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    Gosh! How old is your information!

    They haven't used powder for line-marking for a helluva long time!
    It's all WATER-BASED PAINT!
     
  8. Jax24

    Jax24 Well-Known Member

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    There was also no need to evacuate fans as the ground and stadium is normally always empty anyway LOL!!!
     
  9. 1969

    1969 Well-Known Member

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    This old chestnut goes back till when Moses played fullback for Jerusalem, although they were concrete footballs back then.

    Works really well with NSW State of Origin too lol.
     
  10. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    @1969 your memory is slipping. Moses played second row for Souths.
     
  11. TokyoEagle

    TokyoEagle Well-Known Member

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    The Breaking news is that Parra is broken. We have all known that for a long time though.
     

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