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Blind Salesman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by The Wheel, Feb 22, 2007.

  1. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    > A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
    > She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over
    > to the counter.
    > The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
    > She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
    > He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
    > counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
    > sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
    > anyway.
    > He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
    > reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all round combination, and it's
    > on sale this week for $44."
    > She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
    > of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse,
    > her credit card drops on the floor.
    > "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,"he says.
    > As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
    > At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way
    > the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.
    > The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
    > The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it
    > was on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?" "The Duck Caller is
    > $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
     
  2. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    Well the prole's I told it to thought it was funny ;)
     
  3. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    The blind salesman at myer i told the joke to just said "Lead Balloon is $15"

    Any takers??

    I'm here all week
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    nice nutzcraw
     

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