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AT LAST A POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Oct 9, 2006.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    An Aussie, an Asian and a Leb are in a bar one night having a
    beer.
    The Asian drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
    air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Asia
    our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
    one twice."
    The Leb obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
    glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
    pieces.
    He says, "In Lebanon we have so much sand to make the glasses
    that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
    The Aussie, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
    throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
    Asian and the Leb. He says "In Australia we have so many Asians and
    Lebs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
     
  2. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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  3. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Also to all you prudes out there who might think this joke is a bit much- if I can take Aussie jokes and have a laugh at myself so can everyone else!
     
  4. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmmmm, that reminds me of a great joke I once heard in South Africa. ;)
     
  5. DVS Matt

    DVS Matt Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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