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2015 - Year of the Canoe

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Budgewoi Eagle, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. Budgewoi Eagle

    Budgewoi Eagle In for the long haul. Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    We've blamed the media, the owners, the fat bloke, the coach, the players, and even the Dalai Arther for the poor start to the season but I think we've overlooked the major culprit: that bloody canoe!

    Oh yes, let's drag a canoe up a mountain to improve fitness and camaraderie. That worked!

    Ever since then, the players all hate each other, injuries galore, and we're up •••• creek without a paddle!!
     
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  2. Loobs

    Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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    Yeah lets start the season by getting hypothermia. Brilliant!
     
  3. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Our current situation reminds me more of the old joke

    "Ain't gonna make a canoe out of me !!!"
     
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  4. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Its that canoe that will save us in October.
    Now that the corrosive cog has bailed, we will sail through these unchartered waters :p

    It is the Chinese Year of the Goat!!!
     
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  5. Hamster Huey

    Hamster Huey Space Invader Premium Member

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  6. silvertail

    silvertail Well-Known Member

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    Love Tooves, but seriously a dumb decision to have a pre-season trek in freezing conditions. If I was a player, I would have silently gone along with it but wondered WTF!
     
  7. Ramrod

    Ramrod Well-Known Member

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    It's the trainer's/conditioner's job for fitness and variety, not Toovey's.
     
  8. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    The canoe was a master stroke. Oh ye of little faith...
     
  9. Hamster Huey

    Hamster Huey Space Invader Premium Member

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    First he can't control the playing group. Next, he can't control the media leaks. Unlike Des, he can't control the front office. Now we realise he can't even control the weather.

    Sack him.
     
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